Here’s a bold statement: John Carpenter isn’t just a director—he’s the undisputed master of horror, even when stacked against legends like Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, Ari Aster, and Robert Eggers. But what truly sets Carpenter apart? His ability to forge iconic collaborations with actors who became his cinematic muses. Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Adrienne Barbeau, and Peter Jason all left their mark on his films. Yet, among them, one name stands out as his ultimate partner-in-crime: Kurt Russell. Together, they crafted five films, but not all are created equal. Let’s dive into their collaborations, ranked from good to unforgettable—including the one that never hit U.S. theaters. And this is the part most people miss: even their 'worst' film is still a blast. But here’s where it gets controversial—do you agree with the rankings? Let’s find out.
5) Escape from L.A.:
It’s hard to call any Carpenter-Russell film bad, and Escape from L.A. is no exception. Sure, it’s cheesier than its predecessor, Escape from New York, but it’s still a wild ride. The return of Snake Plissken is undeniably fun, and Bruce Campbell’s cameo as a body-part-harvesting scientist is pure gold. But why does it fall short? The narrative feels like a rehash, lacking the urgency of the original. And don’t even get us started on the surfing scene—the CGI is so laughably ’90s it’s almost charming. It’s enjoyable, but aside from the basketball scene (a nod to the first film’s wrestling match), it’s not particularly memorable. Controversial take: Is this film underrated, or does it deserve its spot at the bottom?
4) Elvis:
Before Austin Butler stepped into the blue suede shoes, Kurt Russell defined Elvis Presley in this 1979 TV movie. Paired with Carpenter’s direction, Russell’s performance is uncanny—a seamless transition from Disney child star to serious actor. And let’s not forget Pat Hingle’s grounded portrayal of Colonel Tom Parker, a refreshing contrast to Tom Hanks’ over-the-top version. But here’s where it gets controversial: Is this film a hidden gem, or does it belong in the shadow of more famous Carpenter-Russell collaborations?
3) Big Trouble in Little China:
If originality were the only criterion, Big Trouble in Little China would top this list. Its unique blend of action, comedy, and fantasy isn’t for everyone, but for those who vibe with it, it’s a yearly rewatch. Kurt Russell’s Jack Burton is a lovable goofball who thinks he’s the hero but is often out of his depth. He’s tough—or at least he thinks he is—but his cluelessness in the face of kung fu and magic makes him endlessly entertaining. Controversial take: Is this film a masterpiece of genre-bending, or does its quirkiness alienate more than it captivates?
2) Escape from New York:
Carpenter and Russell’s greatest feat? Taking a character as emotionally void as Snake Plissken and making him endearing. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Escape from New York is a masterclass in pacing, never overstaying its welcome. Carpenter’s score is one of his most hummable, Isaac Hayes’ villainous performance is iconic, and the dystopian New York is eerily convincing. But here’s where it gets controversial: Is this film a classic because of its elements, or is it the chemistry between Carpenter and Russell that elevates it?
1) The Thing:
Choosing Carpenter’s best film is like picking between children—impossible. But if we’re talking Carpenter-Russell collaborations, The Thing takes the crown. It’s unrelentingly tense, with perfectly modulated performances and practical effects that still hold up as some of the best ever created. The structure is so clever that, no matter how many times you watch it, you’re never entirely sure who’s been assimilated. Controversial take: Is The Thing Carpenter’s undisputed masterpiece, or does Halloween give it a run for its money?
Now it’s your turn. What’s your favorite John Carpenter film? Do you agree with these rankings, or do you have a different take? Let’s spark some debate in the comments below and keep the conversation going!